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Urban Dictionary Meme

Sat Apr 18, 2009, 10:01 AM
Snatched this meme from Azelyn from FA (furaffinity).

Rules:
Go to [link] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
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1. What's your name?
Kai: The kai is a rare breed of Dutch horse noted for its eating fellow horses 'meat', and its love of small pink haired Gnomes.
Why is that kai sucking the other horse...?

2. 18: The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ...damn country.

3. One of your friends?
Kiara: Worlds Finest Chocolate, Caramel Goddess, Dipset Princess, light skinned beautiful person.
Kiara, Jennifer Lopez, Mya, Mariah Carey

4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping: When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.
The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there weren't seven women surrounding him.

5. Favorite colour?
orange: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpking monster."

6. Birthplace?
Texas: The best Mexican food. Dr. Pepper on tap. Beautiful ladies. Awesomeness everywhere you turn. The best fucking place on earth. Move there now!
Fuck you! I'm from Texas!!!

7. Month of Birth?
December: The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

8. Last person you talked to?
Edward: An unfortunate hairstyle that, until close inspection, closely resembles a toupée.
Look at that edward, do you think that's his real hair, or is it a wig?

9. One of your nicknames?
Soubi: An adult who is sexually attracted to a minor clinging to their victim and sucking or gnawing on their head.
SoubixRisika from "Loveless" or AxelxRoxas from "KingdomHearts II"
Axel and Soubi are both Pedo-leeches

  • Mood: Hungry
  • Listening to: My Leftovers - Porcelain and the Tramps
  • Playing: Pokemon Platinum
  • Eating: Burger King
  • Drinking: orangette

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Devious Info

  • Interests: animals, roleplaying, anime, drawing
  • Favourite movie: DragonHeart, Sweeney Todd, The Phantom of the Opera
  • Favourite band or musician: Ludo, The Rasmus, H.I.M., Tokio Hotel, A.F.I.
  • Favourite genre of music: almost anything
  • Wallpaper of choice: wolfies, dragons or anime
  • Skin of choice: scales or fur
  • Favourite game: Ookami, Spyro, Digimon
  • Favourite gaming platform: PS2
  • Favourite cartoon character: Iceland, Axel, Bakura, Toboe and Sai <3
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop

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